bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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you may call me ignorant or a lil narrow-minded but i know one thing
im still hotter than you
It’s funny because he’s fat. See Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in The Hangover Part III - now playing in theaters! http://hangoverpart3.com
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there have been spanish people talking loudly outside my front door for the past 4 hours…im going to scream and call la policia
i can fluently understand spanish and they are literally arguing over carpet…
